knowing me, knowing you
If you’re here, you probably are a person who knows well what they want:
You are a nonconformist human with high standards, who truly appreciates beauty, a real globe trotter looking for someone to share good times with.
affairs
A first introduction
1000€/£
We haven’t met yet, and you’re hesitant to go for a long dinner date? This is for you. We can meet at your hotel bar, have a drink, and take it from there.
Up to two hours.
A night at the opera
1700€/£
Will need some extra time for that cultural activity and a quick bite? Of course, nobody likes to rush, specially when you’re having fun.
Time depending on the activity. Please inquire.
Dinner date
1400€/£
Flirting is exciting, and you know it. I will give you that look. We will share stories. You will tell me about that music band that you used to love. I will surprise you talking about my current obsession. You’ll be mine before even stepping out of the restaurant, and you just can’t wait for that to happen.
Up to four hours.
Breakfast in bed
3000€/£
Chloé Cruz, breakfast of champions.
Up to fifteen hours.
Such a perfect day
4000€/£
It won’t be like Lou Reed’s, even though I won’t say no to some nice Sangria. This is a date for us to explore the city, have some nice activities, museum and ballet you say? Races, perhaps? Or maybe you’d rather go shopping and then take me to the movies? The choices are infinite, let’s plan it together.
Up to one full day.
Escape
5000€/£
Doesn’t need to be on a weekend, since you mostly work with your phone, right? Just picture it, you and I, far from anything that reminds us who we think we are, an empty canvass to simple BE. It can be a nice retreat in a spa, or a ski weekend in France, maybe you just want to get lost in your own city and allow yourself to explore like the tourists do, it’s been too long since you look up.
Up to two days.
EXTRA HOURS
300€/£
RUSH FEE
200€/£
For those who can’t plan our date and want to see me on the same day
Fly me to you
POA
"Traveling is like flirting with life.
It's like saying, 'I would stay and love you,
but I have to go; this is my station."
It all starts with an idea, send it my way and mention if you have a budget, before we start making any plans.
conditions
Ah, yes… There’s always some rules in life. But following these will allow me to feel comfortable, and when I feel comfortable, we both have a great time.
By contacting me, you agree to these. So please, read carefully.
Deposit
I will never see you without it. It can be in form of crypto (my favorite option), or sent via Spankpay (don’t worry, it will show under a discreet name in your bank statement). I’m figuring out other forms. Please do not ask me to do it via gift card, unless it’s the B*inance one, I can’t pay rent with lingerie.
Screening.
Also, a must. If you want to meet me, please, be prepared to show me who you are. That means providing your ID and work verification, or ID, phone number and two references from reputable providers. Part of my job is to be discreet, that being said, I do not meet anonymous people, for my own safety and peace of mind. If that’s a deal breaker for you, please, do not waste our time.
Time together.
I will look at my best and smell nice, and expect the same from you.
All dates will include some social time, If you’re worried about discretion and our date is only two hours, we will order some champagne and get to know each other.
Overnights and longer require at least 7 hours of uninterrupted sleep. If you want me to be in the best mood when we wake up, you can get me my own room. We can cuddle until we feel sleepy, and wash our teeth before our morning kiss.
No high risk behaviour will occur in our date. If I feel disrespected, I will immediately leave.
Cancelations
Life happens, I get it. But I’m a busy bee, too. So if anything gets on the way, I expect you to cover 50% of our date when you cancel 48 hours in advance, and 100% of our date when you cancel 24 hours before.